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How to Find and Date Rebel in Date Everything

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Date Everything Rebel

💡 Looking for love in all the wrong bathtubs? Don’t worry, we’ve got you.

🛁 Step 1: How to Meet Rebel

You’re on the hunt for Rebel? Good news: you won’t need a treasure map.

Rebel—yes, the unapologetically sassy yellow rubber duck—is chilling in the upstairs bathroom, perched casually on the edge of the tub like it’s their personal throne. Don’t worry, they’re not shy. You can’t miss ’em.

When you first say hi, here’s what to pick for max good vibes:

  • “I asked second.”
  • “Not just in the bathroom. The whole house.”
  • “Well that’s just pedantic.”
  • “I’d rather not.”

After that, they’ll still hang around the bathroom for a bit. Take the opportunity to get to know them—while you still can.

🧼 Step 2: How to Start Romancing Rebel

Here’s where it starts getting real. Rebel’s a tough nut to crack—this duck’s got layers. If you give off mixed signals or shift your tone too much, they’ll keep you in the Friend Zone faster than you can say “quack.”

During your second convo, go with:

  • “I wanted to get to know you.”
  • “That doesn't seem true.”
  • “Are you just... repeating things you've heard before?”
  • “You're a real philosopher, Rebel.”
  • “I mean I didn't really say you could call me everything you called me.”
  • “...”
  • “So... Rebel's your name?”
  • “What is?”
  • “Nah. This is a setup.”
  • “Yp. Thought so.”
  • “Wait, when will you come back?”

And then—poof. Rebel vanishes. No more bathroom chats. Instead, they'll start popping up at the end of random convos with other objects. You’ll need to stay sharp and respond just right.

🚫 Pro tip: No spicy business until the very last conversation. If you jump the gun, say goodbye to the Love ending.

🕵️‍♀️ Step 3: Handle Rebel’s Surprise Cameos

The next few times Rebel appears, they’ll interrupt convos like an overly dramatic soap opera entrance. Here's how to roll with it:

  • “I'm checking out others here... not you.”
  • “This feels like a trap.”
  • “Yeah, I walked right into that.”
  • “Lesson being?”
  • “Might not be quite the words I'd use.”
  • “Better than I could have hoped for.”

Next time Rebel barges into a convo (mid-flirt with someone else, of course), here’s how to cool things down:

  • “Ok, what's your deal?”
  • “Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.”
  • “Yeah. I got that.”
  • “Almost went straight over my head, but yeah. At the last second.”
  • “Look, I just want to start over.”
  • “What's with the constant profanity and all the posturing?”
  • “Yeah but it's not the 'way you are', it's just how you're acting.”
  • “Being a little more polite wouldn't change who you are.”
  • “Bye, Rebel.”

💔 Step 4: The Emotional Wall Comes Down

This is the big one. Eventually, Rebel drops the act. When they show up again—this is your shot to reach their heart. Be direct. Be kind. Be real.

Here’s your script:

  • “You ok?”
  • “What's wrong?”
  • “And you came to tell me that? I thought you were sad.”
  • “I'm good for now. Thanks.”
  • “I didn't come to you, you just came by.”
  • “I think we need to talk seriously.”
  • “We're not doing this again. What's going on with you?”
  • “Stop all the posturing. Just talk to me.”
  • “Rebel, I'm trying to call you on your bullshit.”
  • “Not yet. I need to say my piece.”
  • “Not happening. Not yet.”
  • “Your behavior is hurtful.”
  • “The super aggressive attitude makes me feel unsafe.”
  • “It's so difficult to talk to you.”
  • “You're intentionally pushing people away.”
  • “I do. But your attitude scares me.”
  • “Rebel... It's ok.”
  • “You can talk to me.”
  • “You got it.”

Rebel needs time after this. You won’t see them for a while, but don’t panic.

🖥 Step 5: Find Rebel Again

Rebel resurfaces—but not for a chat. You’ll first spot them in the office, hanging with Mac (yep, the computer). They bolt before you can talk.

Check the bathroom the next day to finally reconnect.

Choose:

  • “Hi Rebel!”
  • “Let's hear it.”
  • “Go ahead, Rebel. You're safe here.”
  • “Like, a dozen siblings big?”
  • “Holy smokes, Bat Man!”
  • “It sounds wonderful.”
  • “My god, Rebel. I'm so sorry.”
  • “So you rejected everyone.”
  • “Rebel, you don't know your own strength”
  • “I mean you might feel small, but you aren't”
  • “Your words have real power”
  • “Power to help. Power to hurt.”
  • “Everyone has made mistakes.”
  • “Some apologies might be in order...”
  • “Rebel...”
  • “You've got this, Rebel.”
  • “I'll be back soon, I promise.”

❤️ Step 6: Seal the Deal – Rebel’s Love Ending

This is it. Final showdown. Head to the bathroom again, and get ready for the last word.

Say this:

  • “Hey Rebel!”
  • “IDK WHAT?!”
  • “But you seem so happy!”
  • “I'm proud of you.”
  • “That's amazing.”
  • “Ahem.”
  • “Ooh what?”
  • “I think you'll learn a lot from their stories.”
  • “A hurting hand is connected to a hurting heart.”
  • “?!”
  • “Duck it, Rebel. Let 'er rip.”

🎉 Congrats! You just romanced the most chaotic duck in dating sim history.

🌟 Step 7: How to Realize Rebel

Once Rebel’s all-in, they’ll stay put in the bathroom. Time to complete their arc with a Realization.

Use the following recipe:

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You’ll need to earn enough Specs to pull this off. But c’mon—you didn’t go through all that emotional duck drama just to stop now, right?

💻 Guide written by the team at https://dateeverything.live – your chaotic companion in dating sentient objects.

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