💕Date Everything – 100+ Voiced Romanceable Objects & Guides
Explore every character, voice actor, and romance path from the world's weirdest dating sim.💖
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🌟 Latest Gameplay Preview
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🎮 Official Gameplay Trailer
Experience the absurd beauty of Date Everything with our full-length gameplay trailer. From romantic microwaves to emotional mop buckets, this video is your perfect introduction to the madness.
🎭 Behind the Scenes: How It Was Made
Peek behind the curtain at how Sassy Chap Games brought this bizarre, beautiful world to life—from concept art to dialogue writing to emotional toaster arcs.
💬 Dev Team Interview
Hear directly from the writers, artists, and voice directors about how Date Everything evolved from a joke pitch into one of the most innovative dating simulators of the decade.
💕 Character Spotlight Reels
Meet some of the 100+ romanceable objects in their natural... romantic habitats. Learn their quirks, hear their voices, and get a sneak peek at their story arcs.
🎤 Voice Acting Highlights
From legendary voices like Laura Bailey and Matt Mercer to indie stars and newcomers, this video montage showcases the talent behind your favorite blenders, ceiling fans, and soap bottles.
What Is 💕Date Everything?
Date Everything is a surreal sandbox dating sim by Sassy Chap Games and Team17, where you can romance over 100 fully-voiced objects—from blenders to mop buckets to abstract concepts like Existential Dread. With the magical Dateviator glasses, every item around you becomes a potential partner, complete with personalities, branching storylines, and voice-acted interactions.Whether you're seeking true love, awkward friendships, or spicy rivalries, there's someone—or something—for you.
- 💕100+Dataable Characters
- 🎨11000+Hand-drawn Images
- 📖1Words of Text
- 🎵70000Voice Lines
🎮 Game Features
What Makes Date Everything Truly One-of-a-Kind
💕 100+ Fully Voiced Romanceable Characters
Date Everything features the largest roster of dateable characters in any visual novel or dating simulator. From clingy couches 🛋️ to flirtatious refrigerators 🧊, and even concepts like Time, Loneliness, or The Idea of Breakfast, each object is fully voiced, emotionally layered, and packed with multiple romance paths.
⏳ Reality-Bending Time System
Time doesn't move normally in Date Everything. All clocks are stuck at 8:59 AM, progressing just one minute per day. This magical system triggers seasonal changes, unlocks secret events, and creates real-time emotional pacing for your relationships.
💬 Meaningful Dialogue That Changes Everything
Every conversation matters. The game's advanced branching dialogue engine shapes how characters perceive you—whether you form romance, rivalry, or awkward friendship. Choices ripple across your home and unlock dozens of hidden relationship outcomes.
🎨 11,000+ Hand-Drawn Visuals
The entire world of Date Everything is handcrafted with over 11,000 bespoke illustrations. Each character has multiple emotional states, cinematic portraits, and unique visual flourishes that evolve with your story.
🎵 Original Soundtrack with Character Themes
With over 4 hours of original music, including custom themes for each romanceable character, Date Everything is as much an audio experience as a visual one. From whimsical waltzes to synth-fueled existential ballads, the soundtrack elevates every interaction.
🌈 Inclusive, Absurd, and Totally Unforgettable
Whether you're into brooms, bathtubs, or abstract metaphors, Date Everything welcomes you. With LGBTQ+ friendly writing, a deliberately bizarre premise, and unexpectedly heartfelt narratives, this is more than just a joke—it's a love letter to love itself.
💫 Why Play Date Everything? 💫
Discover the Most Surreal and Romantic Dating Simulator Ever Made
How to Start Dating Everything
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What Players Are Saying About Date Everything
Read real feedback from players who fell in love with Date Everything — from casual fans to romance sim veterans.
“I started this game for laughs and ended up emotionally attached to my refrigerator. One of the most unique dating sims I've ever played.”
❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Date Everything
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🕹️ What platforms is Date Everything available on?
Date Everything is available on PC (Steam & Epic Games Store), Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S. The game officially launched on June 17, 2025, bringing its surreal dating experience to all major gaming platforms.
💞 How many romanceable characters are in the game?
You can romance over 100 fully-voiced characters, including household appliances 🧹, furniture 🛋️, decorations 🎍, and even intangible concepts like Silence, The Void, or Optimism. Each character offers unique personality traits, story arcs, and multiple endings.
⏰ What's special about the in-game time system?
The game features a one-of-a-kind “Time Trick System” where time is frozen at 8:59 AM and advances just one minute per real-world day. This affects how characters behave, unlocks seasonal dialogue, and reveals time-based secrets throughout your home.
🎙️ Who are the voice actors in Date Everything?
Date Everything features a star-studded cast including Ben Starr, Laura Bailey, Ashley Johnson, Felicia Day, and many other professional voice actors. Every single character—yes, even your ceiling fan—is brought to life with expressive, high-quality voice performances.
🎁 What does the Lavish Edition include?
The Lavish Edition of Date Everything includes exclusive romanceable characters, customizable backgrounds, access to the full digital soundtrack, a bonus concept art book, and—yes—an unlockable path where you can date the Lavish Edition itself. It's the ultimate way to experience the game's absurd romantic universe.
💬 How do choices affect relationships?
Every conversation in Date Everything branches in meaningful ways. Your dialogue choices shape whether a character falls in love, becomes a friend, or turns into a rival. These outcomes change future interactions and even alter how your living environment responds to you.
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