🧡 Complete Date Everything Game Guide

Fall in Love With the Weirdest Cast of 2025

Imagine dating a slice of pizza. Or a traffic cone. Or… the concept of Time.
If that made you blink twice — congrats, you’ve just stepped into the bizarrely delightful world of Date Everything.

🎮 What Is Date Everything?

Date Everything isn’t your typical romance sim. It’s part dating game, part absurdist comedy, and entirely a love letter to imagination. This voice-acted indie gem throws realism out the window and asks:

What if everything was dateable?

And by everything, we mean over 100 fully voiced characters, ranging from a USB drive to capitalism itself. (Yes, really.)

🗺️ How the Game Works

You begin as the “Chosen Dater,” sent on a heartfelt (and slightly unhinged) mission to find true love — not among people, but among objects, concepts, and entities.

Your job? Get to know them. Ask the right questions. Pick the right answers. And maybe, just maybe, convince a haunted VHS tape that you’re worth rewinding for.

Each route has multiple endings — some sweet, some hilarious, some absolutely unhinged. But that’s part of the fun.

💡 Why It's So Fun (And Weirder Than You Expect)

The genius of Date Everything lies in how seriously it commits to the bit. The characters aren’t just “gags” — they have backstories, motivations, and surprisingly deep emotional arcs.

For instance:

• 🐚 Shellphone is insecure about being outdated tech.
• 🧼 Soap is emotionally unavailable (but very clean about it).
• ⏰ Time has commitment issues — obviously.

Some of the best moments come from the unexpected relatability. One second you're laughing at a pun, the next you're nodding because a fridge just explained your fear of being “used for convenience and then left empty.”

🎙️ Fully Voiced Characters (Yes, All 100+)

One of the game’s biggest draws? The voice acting. Every single character — no matter how ridiculous — has a unique voice.

This adds an incredible layer of immersion. You’re not just reading witty lines — you're hearing a literal sock puppet sigh wistfully into your ear.

It turns parody into performance.

🔍 Who Is This Game For?

Honestly? Date Everything is for:

• 💘 Romance sim lovers looking for something different
• 🎭 Fans of weird, high-concept humor
• 🎙️ Voice acting nerds who appreciate character work
• 💡 Players who enjoy games that surprise you

And yes, it’s also great for content creators — because no one will expect what you’re about to show them.

🧭 How to Navigate the Game

If you want to truly enjoy Date Everything, we suggest:

1. Start blind. Let yourself be surprised.
2. Take notes. Each character has different triggers and preferences.
3. Replay. Many characters unlock only after certain endings.
4. Use the in-game guide. (Or bookmark this one 😉)

You can find a list of all dateable characters, voice actor credits, and hidden routes at:
👉 dateeverything.live

🌟 Final Thoughts

Date Everything is ridiculous, heartfelt, and unlike anything else in gaming right now.
It reminds us that storytelling can come from the most unexpected places — even from a traffic cone with abandonment issues.

So if you’re in the mood for a game that’ll make you laugh, feel, and maybe rethink the way you look at your kitchen appliances… give it a try.